Monday, April 20, 2009

Global Warming Skit

by Bushteens

Narrator: One day two best friends were walking through the Kruger National Park. After walking for two days, they found themselves lost.

Friend 1: You know, I really want to go home now.

Friend 2: Complaining is not going to make it better. Can’t you see we are lost?

Narrator: They carried on walking for a few hours until the heard a voice.

Tree: Hey you! Come here…

Narrator: it was the tree, but not just any tree talking …. A talking tree!

Friend 2: What the hell? A talking tree?

Friend 1: Are we awake, or is it a dream?

Friend 2: obviously this is not a dream, we have been stuck in the Kruger Park for two days, I’m surprised we haven’t been eaten by lions.

Friend 1: I don’t want to get eaten lions!

Tree: Then come here! I will protect you.

Narrator: After spending several hours in the tree branches, they started talking to the tree. In that short time, they grew to love the wise tree.

Friend 1: So, how long have you been alive?

Tree: 5 years

Friend 2: but you’re so big and wise!

Tree: One tree year is 20 human years. But sadly, I am going to die soon.

Friend 1: What !?! Why?

Friend 2: What is the cause?

Tree: GLOBAL WARMING

Friend 1: I thought global warming will only affect us in a 100 years.

Tree: Funnily enough, the temperature has risen by 1˚ (degree), another 4˚ (degrees) more and all the living things will die.

Friend 1: How can we save the plants and animals?

Friend 2: Yah, how can we?

Tree: There is no way global warming is part of the cycle of earth, but you can slow it down.

Friend 2: Why can’t we stop it?

Tree: it must happen stopping global warming as a notion is like a mouse stopping a steam roller.

Friend 1: A mouse stopping a steam roller?

Tree: Yes, SPLAT!

Narrator: Another few hours past and the girls were found by some locals who were taking an afternoon drive. The tree had made an impact on their lives. What they didn’t know was that they were hallucinating form lack of food,. Nonetheless they had a mission…… SAVE THE PLANET!

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